A virtual interview with muslix64, who created a proof-of-concept program that bypasses encryption on both formats.
This passage is especially good:
I’m just an upset customer. My efforts can be called “fair use enforcement”!
Fatboy Slim’s song Weapon of Choice, with Christofer Walken:
Microsoft’s spoof ad – Windows Of Choice. Watch it, it’s amazing. Rumor has it – these are actual MS executives, although I don’t know any of them personally.